cracklint 

the matter of when one runs down the main road of a local park finding himself in the position to let a small 'fluff' go mid run, leading to a small nugget falling from beneath a pair of boxer shorts, through the tunnel of some trackpants and into the small gap lying beneath an ankle and the outer brim of a sneaker.

simon had an un-expected cracklint incidend whilst running toward the swings

cracklint by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009

Cackling 

Aggressive laughing

Man that video has me cackling

Cackling by Cackling queen May 26, 2018

cracklin' oat bran 

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

cracklin' oat bran by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

Cackling Hen Society 

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.

two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"

Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan

On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.

Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

crackin open a cold one with the boys 

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

crackin open a cold one with the boys by 420yourmom May 30, 2017