2 definitions by smashinpiss@10:04am

paindagarten

when a small kindergarten child finds himself in a life or death situiation involving a mad smomach pain. leading to a rushed trip to the doctor with a result of '' have you tryed urinating''

problem solved

nicks 3rd day in kindergarten turned in to fucking PAINDAGARTEN

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009

cracklint

the matter of when one runs down the main road of a local park finding himself in the position to let a small 'fluff' go mid run, leading to a small nugget falling from beneath a pair of boxer shorts, through the tunnel of some trackpants and into the small gap lying beneath an ankle and the outer brim of a sneaker.

simon had an un-expected cracklint incidend whilst running toward the swings

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009