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crackintosh

Person who is street savvy enough to make money fast in a shady area, without any capital, and without creating (m)any enemies. Generally this is most commonly done by "middle man" operations within the illicit drug community, but not always. A crackintosh might "pimp a ho" whereas he knows a horny ass freak (possible client) that loves the pro's particular skillsets:

"Yo' G, I got y'all another one without any teeth! Yeah, Yeah! And this one'll prolly TakE a 20! Cute too! Just remember my fee, 25%...So, we cool?"
MAN #1:

"Shit G, how are you going to pay your rent after takin' a loss like that MaN! 5-O took everything you had, even found that insurance bill you hide in your shoe!? Rent is due in 2 days and I am still short on my half! "
MAN #2
"Brutha I got this! I'll just need to go downtown and crackintosh this muthaf*cka like a champ B! Good thing it's Thursday huh? DT gonna be bumpin' heavy all night next 2 days; Guaranteed I find some crack-a-laction goin' on, maybe that one ho Justine will be on day 3 or 4 by then too! I bring dat bitch biz ALL DAY she so cute. And by day 4 MaN she almost handin out brains for free!"
by cr4ckint0sh November 23, 2017
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Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.
That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.
by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!
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Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.
I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.
"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"
by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004
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macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it
my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.
by halex March 28, 2003
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Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.
Crapintosh wore his Mac osX shirt to Drumline practice again today
by crapintosh November 20, 2004
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