crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

cracklapper

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

by Snuffy January 31, 2005

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

crackalize

Verb; the crystalization of cocaine to crack through a process of cooking then cooling

You bring the cocaine, and I will crackalize it for us to smoke.

by Nasty motherfuckin' Nate March 25, 2017

crackamole

the stuff that's left when you don't wipe well enough

My butt itches. There must be some crackamole.

by Lucy Klein September 22, 2007

crackamole`

crackamole` is a green growth, similar in texture and consistency to guacamole`, that occurs on a docket skank or crackwhore as a result of extremely poor personal hygiene.

Eric: "omg Bruce! did you see that green shit on that cum dumpster!"

Bruce: "yeah man! it was fucking rank. she must have like crackamole` or something. that shit was so chunky!"

Eric: "gahh! that didnt improve the taste of her ham sandwhich at all! it was like eating a rotten fish taco with california cheese dip

by salvadere September 23, 2007