crack-hog 

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

crack-hog by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

crank the hog 

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

crank the hog by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Crank some hog 

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

Crank some hog by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Crank The Hog 

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

Crank The Hog by anonymous June 16, 2025

Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

Crank the Hog by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026