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crack off  

I'v had enough dinner, i'm going to crack off.

This game is boring, wana crack off together?

I cracked one off on my dads car this morning before he woke up
crack off by Paticus January 14, 2009

crack one off 

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.
crack one off by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

Crack me off 

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...
Crack me off by aceboy27 April 22, 2011

crack one off 

v. To blow your load, or cum
"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."
crack one off by BigJC December 1, 2003

crack one off 

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.
crack one off by Niall February 11, 2004

Crack one off in the dhansak 

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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