A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.
"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"
"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"
"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"
by aceboy27 June 12, 2011
What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.
by aceboy27 April 04, 2011