Definitions by aceboy27

Mateus 

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

Mateus by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

Crack me off 

What you say to someone when they make you laugh so hard it results in somewhat questionable pleasure.

The phrase 'Crack me up' and 'Jack me off' combined.

John:"Paul you crack me off!" Paul: "......nice to know". *awkward silence*...

Crack me off by aceboy27 April 22, 2011