crabapplerr
You watched Moulin Rouge! and got meningitis from eating out a girl on the same day? You're such a crabapplerr.
crabapplerr by Danny Mothers February 26, 2009
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CrabApple by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018
crabapple
1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.
2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.
crabapple by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013
Crabapple Nipples
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
Crabapple Nipples by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014
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