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Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect
That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha
Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021
Words you can keep

Confundrum 

Confundrum * When you are in an absolute fucked up mood from the stupidity of people and things around you.
I need a drink today's bs has me in a confundrum.
Confundrum by K7Bornnraised April 18, 2019

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.
Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

confuckduzzled 

extremely or highly confused beyond belief
Alyssa was completey confuckduzzled when she got ripped off her ass and didnt know what exactly was going on.
confuckduzzled by 303 May 23, 2006

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”
Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.
Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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