Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021

Confundrum 

Confundrum * When you are in an absolute fucked up mood from the stupidity of people and things around you.

I need a drink today's bs has me in a confundrum.

Confundrum by K7Bornnraised April 18, 2019

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.

Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

confuckduzzled 

extremely or highly confused beyond belief

Alyssa was completey confuckduzzled when she got ripped off her ass and didnt know what exactly was going on.

confuckduzzled by 303 May 23, 2006

Confuckermation 

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

Confuckermation by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022