cowfucker 

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

cowfucker by jacob June 22, 2004

Cowfucker 

A person who is a teacher pet, coward , and a fuckboy/girl and who told lies to everybody to make themselves look better

Mike is a real cowfucker : he told the teacher that i cheated in the maths exam

Cowfucker by Nutsnoodle March 29, 2017

cowfucker 

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times

Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker

cowfucker by derickbeltz September 10, 2018

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016

Cow Fucker 

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.

"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.

Cow Fucker by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

cockfucker 

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003

Confuckdrum 

An avoidable melodrama usually involving characters with names like "Martha" who embrace the Dunning-Kruger effect

That's a hell of a confuckdrum you've found yourself in, Martha

Confuckdrum by KMac13 April 25, 2021