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cow tongued 

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
cow tongued by Bilgerat984 February 28, 2019
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box of cow tongues 

First referanced by Dane Cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently. It is an ultimate erection killer.
I just looked like a box of Cow Tongues down there!
box of cow tongues by Engage November 17, 2006

Cow Tongue Sandwich 

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.
"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"
Cow Tongue Sandwich by BigRob02 February 11, 2008

Cow tongue 

The inner part of the vagina that resembles cow tongues
She has some cow tongues!!
Cow tongue by cow tongue February 10, 2008

cow tongue 

a person who sucks a lot of dick (a ugly person)

Cow tongue 

When someone is receiving a blowjob from their significant other and he/she licks down the shaft to the balls and keeps going; moving backwards between the legs to lick the taint and slide their tongue up the ass crack, in a similar fashion to that of a credit card swipe.
"Hey, how'd your hookup on Grinder go?"
"Great. We Netflixed and chilled and he gave me cow tongue."

Cow Tongue 

cow tongue is testicles look like a tongue.
Cow Tongue by chaniboy June 8, 2010