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covidiotic 

adj, describes someone who is both stupid and very scared of being infected with the covid-19 virus.

describes someone who has been repeatedly told to avoid gatherings but still goes to long crowded lines for unnecessary reasons.

describes people in the third world who still show affection by kissing children regardless of the dangers posed by Covid-19
Person 1: This is so covidiotic. people aren't allowed to gather like that. It could lead to a disaster!
person 2: these covidiotic people. all these gatherings for toilet paper rolls.
covidiotic by survivor19 March 23, 2020
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covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.
Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?
covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

Covidiot 

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.
Did you see that covidiot with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?
That covidiot is hugging everyone she sees.
Covidiot by you'reandidiot March 16, 2020
Word of the Day on March 23, 2020

Covidification 

The wide-ranging social changes being instituted around the world in an attempt to reduce the spread of COVID-19.
As your freedom President, I am trying to protect Americans from the widespread and unnecessary restrictions of Covidification!

Covidiot 

People that have no brain cells and can’t understand what social distancing means. People that make others life miserable in lockdown by continually mixing with others, therefore making the lockdown last longer because it fails .
Look at those covidiots over there all sat together thinking that they won’t spread the virus, then go clap for the NHS.
Covidiot by Diphylleia Grayi May 23, 2020

Covidiot 

A person who ignores the governments and health organization's recommendations in regards to the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was standing in line at Walmart and a guy says to me "my test hasn't come back yet but I have all the COVID-19 symptoms" and he wasn't even wearing a MASK! He is such a Covidiot!!!
Covidiot by SKULLYARD May 1, 2020

Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”
Chronic Coviditis by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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