SKULLYARD's definitions
At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015
Get the Werkin' Offmug. I am an empath, so helping others and the ability to feel everyone's emotions around me is my curpose.
by SKULLYARD October 17, 2017
Get the Curposemug. No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.
by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013
Get the Bible Botsmug. Drewhorrheaurethritis would imply an inflammatory condition of the urethra characterized by a diarrhea-like discharge—through the penis—with “Drew” acting as a coined or eponymous prefix.
OMG… Drew called me and he pooping out of his penis! Turns out he has the first case in medical history called “Drewhorrheaurethritis”.
by SKULLYARD June 19, 2025
Get the Drewhorrheaurethritismug. When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.
OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?
by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025
Get the Failure Fartmug. A engineer who is above the ordinary engineer standards and is so could they are considered to be part ninja.
Hey man, this Linux server is broke! Oh man, it's over my head, call Brad... he is a real network Ninjaneer!
by SKULLYARD May 12, 2016
Get the Ninjaneermug. (Ashtray Change) The dirty, old, sticky, stinky, corroded coins (currency) often found at the bottom of an ashtray in someone's vehicle.
Them: Hey man, give me fifty cents. Me: Ok, but all I have is some ashtrange. Them: Thanks man, now my fingers are going to be all dirty and stinky!
by SKULLYARD June 10, 2016
Get the Ashtrangemug.