Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
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A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
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by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015
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Get the Chapped lip crusty mug.Broward County is a county which is located in South Florida and shares borders with Miami-Dade County and Palm Beach County. These three counties are basically the biggest/most popular counties of Florida and all share similar if not the same music, art, fashion, and street life. Not to forget a lot of the best rappers have come out of these counties, some would be xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, Boobie Lootaveli, Pouya Fat Nick and more. Has all types of different people ranging from E-Girls and E-Boys to gangstas who usually are either Latinos or African-Americans to also the traditional corner store flakka using homeless man who will put on a show better than Micheal Jackson could ever. Come down to Broward County and you will experience some of the best nocturnal life you could experience in Florida.
"Ay bruh where u from?"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"
"I be stayin in Broward County woadie"
"Shii homie I be in Dade lemme kno what the move is g"
by FloridaShi October 13, 2019
Get the Broward County mug.Louisa County is a large small town county in central Virginia. It's full of some pretty great people along with some shit. People grow up their whole life complaining that they can't wait to leave, but then they usually drop out of have babies and decide that they can't leave their "home". Pretty much all there is to do is hang out in Food Lion parking lot, get yelled at by the town cops, and move to McDonalds parking lot. Other thant that you have a wide variety of drinking and drugs on the weekends. There are a vast amount of parents that let their children to whatever drugs they desire and bring their child's friends down with them.
Random person:"Hey, man. Where you from?"
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
by IlivetheremahfukER March 30, 2011
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