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courtlend 

A Ups fulltime that LOVES fingers in his rectum. Also his teeth look similar to shreks.
Give me the old “Courtlend maneuver” and finger my ass
courtlend by Courtlend December 8, 2023
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Courteney 

She is the girl that will change your life for the better, there wont be a day where you wont think about her and you will miss her when she isn't with you. She is super sexy, amazing, kind, talented, compassionate and can cheer you up by just smiling at you. She can get any guy she wants but will only choose the right one and stick with him to the end of their days. She is the coolest person you will ever meet and you will always feel comfortable around her. If you know a Courteney you are extremely lucky and should cherish her for no one could ever replace her. She is also amazing in bed.
"She makes me so happy.
Who?
Courteney, who else?"

"Teacher: Does anyone know a synonym for the word "Angel"?
Liam: Yes I know of one: Courteney"

"Courteney means everything to me."

"I want to marry a girl like that
Like who?
Like Courteney <3"
Courteney by PyromaniacGhoul October 2, 2011

the courteeners 

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".
You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners
the courteeners by indiechick. September 29, 2008
“Man, what a cool guy”
“Yeah, he’s a proper Courtland”

courtlandt ave 

A block wit notorious killers hitters and drug dealers were you get popes at the y are Mac Balla(A Blood Gang) if you didn’t know so don’t got to the block if you don’t fuck wit the bloods they gon pop you and they also Ogz and they ygk so don’t jack yg or ogzk or the gon slide on your dumbass
Johnny :courtlandt Ave niggas is gangsta
Rodney :wurd they poped that yg nigga
courtlandt ave by Tyfromtheblock November 15, 2018
oftentimes a short kitty like person, with a colorful and vibrant personality. She appears soft and docile, but can fight and kick ass at any moment. Collector of everyday things, such as daggers, swords, and pointy ears. Courtenay has a beautiful soul, and is very protective of her close friends. She is someone who's friendship will last a lifetime, and then some. Find a Courtenay, she's a keeper. Beware, she may have a dagger hidden in her bewbs!
Courtenay you will forever be my guardian angel in disguise!!!
Courtenay by KitsuneHi13 February 16, 2010

Courteney 

Someone who is pree awesome , and don't mention beautiful , smelling nice & looking beautiful always. A felmale that is named " courteney " is blessed with awesomeness and gourges hair , very sweet & nice.
guy one - woah , look at that sexy chick ;)
guy two - oh , her .. damnnn ! that's courteney .
guy one - you know her ?
guy two - no. but she's beautiful , clearly she's a courteney
Courteney by glasses_xox July 14, 2010
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