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courtlandt ave 

A block wit notorious killers hitters and drug dealers were you get popes at the y are Mac Balla(A Blood Gang) if you didn’t know so don’t got to the block if you don’t fuck wit the bloods they gon pop you and they also Ogz and they ygk so don’t jack yg or ogzk or the gon slide on your dumbass
Johnny :courtlandt Ave niggas is gangsta
Rodney :wurd they poped that yg nigga
courtlandt ave by Tyfromtheblock November 15, 2018

Courtlandt ave 

The most legendary hood in the Bronx they are big YGK and OGZ (ORIGINAL GOONZ) they jack Noah world the spin blocks and tout chops they don’t fuck with pussy niggas
Courtlandt ave them niggas is dangerous don’t go there
“Man, what a cool guy
“Yeah, he’s a proper Courtland”

SUNY Cortland 

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
SUNY Cortland by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011

Cortlandt 

This name means Farm Land, but don't let that fool you. People named Cortlandt are very sweet and quick to put their friends before themselves. They have a certain vibe that makes you feel like they're a leader in a sort.

Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.

They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.
"I love Cortlandt! He's a positive, glowing person. Talking to him will certainly brighten your day!"
Cortlandt by Euphoriiaa June 30, 2020

sam cortland

the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.
My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.
sam cortland by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020