A being seemingly close to being Godlike with many of its features notably its reproductive organs in which tend to be the very same as God's himself.
Alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
It tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing sex.
For reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
Alot of theologists tend to argue the birthplace of such a being but it has still remained a mystery since the beginning of time.
It tends to be in a very broad and muscular shape with a very attractive charm and looks to the opposing sex.
For reasons beyond explanation there is not much else known about such people and is all that is known.
Person 1: "Have you ever felt such a Godlike presence"
Person 2: "I feel that too, But what living thing could have such a thing?"
Person 1:" It has to be a Cortlend, Although i always thought that was a myth"
Person 2: "I feel that too, But what living thing could have such a thing?"
Person 1:" It has to be a Cortlend, Although i always thought that was a myth"
by PeppermintSloth December 12, 2010
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The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011
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This name means Farm Land, but don't let that fool you. People named Cortlandt are very sweet and quick to put their friends before themselves. They have a certain vibe that makes you feel like they're a leader in a sort.
Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.
They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.
Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.
They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.
"I love Cortlandt! He's a positive, glowing person. Talking to him will certainly brighten your day!"
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Get the cortland weiner mug.The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.
Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"
by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012
Get the cortlandese mug.A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit
1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"
2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE
3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"
4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"
2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE
3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"
4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"
by c-stater May 30, 2006
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