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courtlond 

The most amazing guy in the world. Best boyfriend you can ever get. He's sweet, intelligent, sexy even though he doesnt think so. Easy to fall in love with. Adores his girlfriend and never stops telling her how much he loves her. Gave her his heart and never wants it back. He loves making people smile and laugh and is good at it because he's so funny. Enjoys comedies and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nows how to have fun, and cares more about romance than sexual things. Hes just complete and utter awesomeness :)
"Who is that insanely sweet boy?"

"That's my boyfriend, Josh, be jealous bitch"
that boy seems like a courtlond
courtlond by dustin conger January 27, 2018
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“Man, what a cool guy”
“Yeah, he’s a proper Courtland”

courtlandt ave 

A block wit notorious killers hitters and drug dealers were you get popes at the y are Mac Balla(A Blood Gang) if you didn’t know so don’t got to the block if you don’t fuck wit the bloods they gon pop you and they also Ogz and they ygk so don’t jack yg or ogzk or the gon slide on your dumbass
Johnny :courtlandt Ave niggas is gangsta
Rodney :wurd they poped that yg nigga
courtlandt ave by Tyfromtheblock November 15, 2018

SUNY Cortland 

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
SUNY Cortland by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011

Courtlyn 

Courtlyns are beautiful people who love to laugh and have fun. They are loyal to their friends. The courtlyn you know is very friendly and smart, but she can have ditzee moments often as well.
Courtlyn is book smart, but I'm not sure about anything else.
Courtlyn by Ebony Levitt March 11, 2010

Cortlandt 

This name means Farm Land, but don't let that fool you. People named Cortlandt are very sweet and quick to put their friends before themselves. They have a certain vibe that makes you feel like they're a leader in a sort.

Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.

They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.
"I love Cortlandt! He's a positive, glowing person. Talking to him will certainly brighten your day!"
Cortlandt by Euphoriiaa June 30, 2020

sam cortland

the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.
My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.
sam cortland by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020
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