county blues

the stripes you wear when you're in county jail

snoop's doing 25 to life wearing the county blues

by bittch!!! March 12, 2003

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023