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county blues

the stripes you wear when you're in county jail
snoop's doing 25 to life wearing the county blues
by bittch!!! March 12, 2003
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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs
John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings
by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020
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count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.
Count your blessing” as today is not your time.
by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023
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