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country blessing 

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
country blessing by the t3 February 28, 2025

Count yo Blessings 

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs
John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings
Count yo Blessings by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

count your blessing 

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.
“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026