country bumkin 

a urban person in the middle class from the south that perfers corn bread and fried chicken and have a heavy accent from north carolina

what it do i got some leftovers its fried chicken, sweet potato pie macaroni, pork chops, corn bread, peach cobbler, rice and chicken, spare ribs......................turkey, chicken legs

damn country bumkin

country bumkin by wadalian February 4, 2010

country bumpkin pussy 

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

country bumpkin pussy by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

country blumkin 

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.

After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.

country blumkin by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009

country bumpkin 

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

country bumpkin by LB March 31, 2004

country blumkin 

the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse

my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.

country blumkin by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008

Country Bumpkin 

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

Country Bumpkin by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019

country bumpkin 

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

country bumpkin by Dylanv April 17, 2006