a urban person in the middle class from the south that perfers corn bread and fried chicken and have a heavy accent from north carolina
what it do i got some leftovers its fried chicken, sweet potato pie macaroni, pork chops, corn bread, peach cobbler, rice and chicken, spare ribs......................turkey, chicken legs
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