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counter-balancing 

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.
He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.
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Cunterbalancing 

(noun.) similar to "counterbalancing" in psychology research (arranging a series of experimental or treatment conditions in such a way as to minimise the influence of extraneous factors, such as practice or fatigue, on experimental results), except your participants keep behaving like fuckwits, dipped in dipshit, wrapped in cumdumpster coats.
Researcher: "Make sure the study design has randomisation and cunterbalancing, or else we might introduce bias into the results."
Research assistant: "Oh, are the participants that bad?"
Researcher: "They're first-years..."
Cunterbalancing by Psych-a-saurus November 13, 2023