cougataur 

A cougataur is a woman with mountain lion legs and paws. They are normally found in the United States in the mid 1800s but they could still be alive. There Jaw structure is mostly human like but they have fouR Canine teeth, twould on the upper Jaw and two on the lower jaw. They normally stand at the height of 5 foot 3 inches to 5 foot 4 inches there eyes can Ranger from very different colors to even two different colored eyes there running speed is 80 km/h there very stealthy, they are both nocturnal and roam around in the daytime, they are very skittish and sht , sometimes even lovable in less provoked or you go into there territory destroying it or killing thee plant life, cougataur's help plants and animals grow and survive, if seen do aprotch with caution and be aware of your surroundings.

"Hey is that a cougataur, it's beautiful in its natural habitat"

cougataur by Wild Species new age October 24, 2018

cougataur 

A cougataur is a woman with mountain lion legs and paws. They are normally found in the United States in the mid 1800s but they could still be alive. There Jaw structure is mostly human like but they have fouR Canine teeth, twould on the upper Jaw and two on the lower jaw. They normally stand at the height of 5 foot 3 inches to 5 foot 4 inches there eyes can Ranger from very different colors to even two different colored eyes there running speed is 80 km/h there very stealthy, they are both nocturnal and roam around in the daytime, they are very skittish and sht , sometimes even lovable in less provoked or you go into there territory destroying it or killing thee plant life, cougataur's help plants and animals grow and survive, if seen do aprotch with caution and be aware of your surroundings.

Hey there's a cougataur in there natural habitat isn't her paws beautiful.

cougataur by Wild Species new age October 24, 2018

Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

cougasaur 

A MUCH older woman who goes after younger men, similar to "cougar" with a generational difference.

"That 75 year old woman keeps checking me out....."

"Dude...., she's a total cougasaur."

cougasaur by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009