couet
When you meant to type "court", but you really wanted to see if your volleyball team would call you on your spelling like a bunch of a-holes.
couet by GrumpyHalfGinger January 30, 2022
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Dog Comet
When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."
Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."
Exponentially worse with larger dogs.
Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013
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Chin Count
Chin Count by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022
Body count
Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Body count by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
Coulter's Law
From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.
I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.
Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021
DC Comet
A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.
Count Lucio
A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."
P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.