couet 

When you meant to type "court", but you really wanted to see if your volleyball team would call you on your spelling like a bunch of a-holes.

I lost half of my toe on the Couet today.

couet by GrumpyHalfGinger January 30, 2022

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

Chin Count 

The amount of chins you have taken.

Yo did you hear Rebecca got a chin count of 300.

Chin Count by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022

Body count 

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

Body count by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Coulter's Law 

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

Coulter's Law by anonymous June 15, 2021

DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008

Count Lucio 

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".

"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."

Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019