A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 04, 2020
Get the cop magnetmug. Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:
1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.
2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.
3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).
(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.
2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.
3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).
(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up
All are examples of legal virgins
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up
All are examples of legal virgins
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
Get the legal virginmug. 1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1, technical definition) According to the Oxford English dictionary, an assault rifle is "a rapid-fire, magazine-fed automatic rifle designed for infantry use." While most of them are legal in the US assault rifles are hard to obtain. They are also very expensive to operate with the ammo and maintenance, and take skill to use effectively. "Assault rifle" is a highly technical term and only applies to a handful of guns.
2, Democrat definition) Any large gun that looks scary.
3, Repiblican definition) A buzzword made up by gun grabber libtards who want to take away our constitution.
2, Democrat definition) Any large gun that looks scary.
3, Repiblican definition) A buzzword made up by gun grabber libtards who want to take away our constitution.
1) I really want a FN SCAR but they're so expensive!
2) No civilian should be able to own an AR! That's an assault rifle!
3) Stupid libtards are trying to take our 2A! I'll keep whatever damn gun I want! Assailt rifles aren't real!
2) No civilian should be able to own an AR! That's an assault rifle!
3) Stupid libtards are trying to take our 2A! I'll keep whatever damn gun I want! Assailt rifles aren't real!
by icantthinkofausername777 May 22, 2020
Get the Assault Riflemug. A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 04, 2020
Get the cop magnetmug. Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
Get the Body countmug. When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
Get the A bitch and a halfmug.