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Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
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Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
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Supra

Possibley the most overhyped car on the face of the earth. While it is a very receptable tuner car if you can somehow manage to get hands on one, in it's stock form is no more than any other RWD car with equivalant power.

It's a good, fun car no doubt, just not as great as 12 year old fanboys make it seem.
12 year old: Wow! Look! A Supra! 1000 hrspers!

Me: Bitch please thats a stock automatic non turbo supra that don't even make 300
by icantthinkofausername777 December 3, 2018
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Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.
Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus
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Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
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Mall Krawler

Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer
I saw a stock Jeep completely covered in mud parked next to a sparkly clean mall krawler
by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019
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Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.
I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...
by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019
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