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To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
Get the Ricer mug.A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.
by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019
Get the Spool Bus mug.1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff
2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"
2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"
1) Houston, we have a problem
2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...
2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...
by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020
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Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours
by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021
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Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
Get the Body count mug.1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town
2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019
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They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.
Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair
They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.
Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair
Person 1 (anarkiddie): hey check out my new iPhone!
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie
by icantthinkofausername777 June 7, 2020
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