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Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.

Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Mall Krawler

Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer

I saw a stock Jeep completely covered in mud parked next to a sparkly clean mall krawler

by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019

Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.

I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...

by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019

Hybrid Turbo

Short for hybrid turbocharger, a hybrid turbo functions similarly to a conventional tubrocharger, but features a small electric motor on the shaft to reduce tubro lag. While this may not work as well as systems like anti-lag or two-step, it is generally cheaper and more reliable. It's also less of a cop magnet, as a hybrid turbo doesn't produce backfire as often. The term has nothing to do with a hybrid vehicle

Unfortunately, hybrid turbos are hard to find, and generally don't come in a kit

Mechanic 1) I'm gonna turbo my car!
Mechanic 2) Nice, you thinking anti-lag or...?
Mechanic 1) Nah, I'm throwing on a hybrid turbo.
Mechanic 2), Pfft, good like finding one bud!

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020