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Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

ghettocharger

A DIY turbocharger setup done as cheaply as possible. These setups usually make impressive numbers, but are unreliable and questionable. The word comes from ghetto meaning cheap and sketchy and charger meaning turbocharger.

Person 1: I'm gonna boost the miata
Person 2: You're really going to dump 5k into that raggedy-ass car?
Person 1: Nah I'm doing a ghettocharger, I can get it done for $600

by icantthinkofausername777 March 25, 2021

e9X

In car culture, e9X or e9x is a collective for the chassis codes of the BMW 3-Series produced from 2006 through 2011, being:

e90: a four-door sedan
e91: a five-door station wagon
e92: a two-door coupe
e93: a two-door hardtop convertible

e9X is used to refer to these vehicles collectively by car enthusiasts because those vehicles are very similar mechanically and share many parts

BMW's e9X platform is popular for being available in many body styles, and are cheap to buy used.

This fuel pump fits every BMW e9X vehicle

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024

Chromosexual

Being sexually attracted to family members, incest.

Person 1: Bruh I'm horny I want to fuck my cousin.

Person 2: What are you, chromosexual? Eww...

by icantthinkofausername777 November 2, 2019

anarkiddie

A young anarcho-communist (aka an ancom), usually a teenager or young adult, and think "jokes" like playing the ear rape} version of the USSR anthem is the peak of humor. Anarkiddies think that communism just means free stuff, and are uninformed about the ideas of Marx.

They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.

Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair

Person 1 (anarkiddie): hey check out my new iPhone!
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie

by icantthinkofausername777 June 7, 2020

Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.

situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020