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To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally
If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
Get the Ricermug. Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
Get the Body countmug. 1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...
Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town
2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking
1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore
by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019
Get the Straight pipemug. A young anarcho-communist (aka an ancom), usually a teenager or young adult, and think "jokes" like playing the ear rape} version of the USSR anthem is the peak of humor. Anarkiddies think that communism just means free stuff, and are uninformed about the ideas of Marx.
They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.
Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair
They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.
Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair
Person 1 (anarkiddie): hey check out my new iPhone!
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie
by icantthinkofausername777 June 7, 2020
Get the anarkiddiemug. A DIY turbocharger setup done as cheaply as possible. These setups usually make impressive numbers, but are unreliable and questionable. The word comes from ghetto meaning cheap and sketchy and charger meaning turbocharger.
Person 1: I'm gonna boost the miata
Person 2: You're really going to dump 5k into that raggedy-ass car?
Person 1: Nah I'm doing a ghettocharger, I can get it done for $600
Person 2: You're really going to dump 5k into that raggedy-ass car?
Person 1: Nah I'm doing a ghettocharger, I can get it done for $600
by icantthinkofausername777 March 25, 2021
Get the ghettochargermug. When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
Get the A bitch and a halfmug.