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Mall Krawler

Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer

I saw a stock Jeep completely covered in mud parked next to a sparkly clean mall krawler

by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019

Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...

by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.

Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.

Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer

by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018