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e9X

In car culture, e9X or e9x is a collective for the chassis codes of the BMW 3-Series produced from 2006 through 2011, being:

e90: a four-door sedan
e91: a five-door station wagon
e92: a two-door coupe
e93: a two-door hardtop convertible

e9X is used to refer to these vehicles collectively by car enthusiasts because those vehicles are very similar mechanically and share many parts

BMW's e9X platform is popular for being available in many body styles, and are cheap to buy used.

This fuel pump fits every BMW e9X vehicle

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

ghettocharger

A DIY turbocharger setup done as cheaply as possible. These setups usually make impressive numbers, but are unreliable and questionable. The word comes from ghetto meaning cheap and sketchy and charger meaning turbocharger.

Person 1: I'm gonna boost the miata
Person 2: You're really going to dump 5k into that raggedy-ass car?
Person 1: Nah I'm doing a ghettocharger, I can get it done for $600

by icantthinkofausername777 March 25, 2021

Chromosexual

Being sexually attracted to family members, incest.

Person 1: Bruh I'm horny I want to fuck my cousin.

Person 2: What are you, chromosexual? Eww...

by icantthinkofausername777 November 2, 2019

Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.

Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer

by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018

A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.

Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!

by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020