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Ricer

To take a motor vehicle, usually a Japanese import such as a Honda Civic and give it the ugliest fucking body kit ever. Examples include:

A spoiler taller than a semi truck
A muffler or "fart can" with a bigger diameter than a rocket engine
Fake eBay rims
Slammed suspension
Extreme camber
An obnoxiously loud sound system
A vehicle wrap/paint job that costs more than the car did originally

If any "performance" mods are done, these are only limited to an eBay cold air intake or an eBay turbo, usually bought for under $500. The demographics of ricers are usually aged 16 - 20, the age in which many first get their license. People often rice their car to give them the impression that their car is fast, or they are just retarded and unironically think it looks good.
Person 1: Look at that fucking honda dude

Person 2: God damn ricer
by icantthinkofausername777 November 19, 2018
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A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
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Docking

When a male, or a shemale, inserts their penis into another male's or shemale's larger penis through the urethra because of basic biology this has never been done before in real life and has only existed in hardcore hentai and hardcore yiff.
I play Kerbal Space Program a lot and tried to look up a tutorial on docking, but now I need thrise a week therapy because my horny room mate didn't use ingongnito mode for his "docking" needs...
by icantthinkofausername777 September 2, 2019
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Mall Krawler

Not be confused with mall hauler or rock krawler, a Mall Krawler is truck,SUV, or Jeep completely modified with a lift kit, massive off road tires, bright lights, a winch, and all sorts of other off road gear. However, this vehicle has never and will never see a spec of dirt in it's life, not even a dirt trail, but instead be used only as a daily driver. Also known as a brodozzer
I saw a stock Jeep completely covered in mud parked next to a sparkly clean mall krawler
by icantthinkofausername777 May 21, 2019
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Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed
Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020
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anarkiddie

A young anarcho-communist (aka an ancom), usually a teenager or young adult, and think "jokes" like playing the ear rape} version of the USSR anthem is the peak of humor. Anarkiddies think that communism just means free stuff, and are uninformed about the ideas of Marx.

They often strongly oppose capitalism but always have the latest fashion, gadget dad's hand me down BMW or whatever other product or trend might be popular at any given time.

Note: not all Anarcho-communists are like this, "Anarkiddie" decribes that certain breed. You can spot an anarkiddie as a so-called "band kid or blue hair
Person 1 (anarkiddie): hey check out my new iPhone!
Person 2 (ancap): I thought you hated capitalism?
P1: Yeah but I uuuh...
Person three (weird political kid): Pfft, he must be an Anarkiddie
by icantthinkofausername777 June 7, 2020
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e9X

In car culture, e9X or e9x is a collective for the chassis codes of the BMW 3-Series produced from 2006 through 2011, being:

e90: a four-door sedan
e91: a five-door station wagon
e92: a two-door coupe
e93: a two-door hardtop convertible

e9X is used to refer to these vehicles collectively by car enthusiasts because those vehicles are very similar mechanically and share many parts
BMW's e9X platform is popular for being available in many body styles, and are cheap to buy used.

This fuel pump fits every BMW e9X vehicle
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
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