couchitis 

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
lazycouchpotatohungover

couchitis by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

crushitis

When you have a crush and you get really nervous: can cause swelling of heart and extreme giggling

I can't believe he talked to me! I have a severe case of crushitis

crushitis by luvmylipgloss November 16, 2017

Conceitisism 

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

Conceitisism by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011

Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

chuchitos

A good food similar to tamales that is only found in Guatemala

ma, pasame unos chuchitos

chuchitos by Sarai F February 11, 2008

Douchitis 

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

Douchitis by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Cushitism 

The promotion of unity among the Cushite race. The term Cushite is somewhat synonymous with "Horner" as it refers to the dominant ethnic group in the Horn. For Cushites, the E-M215 (also E3b) haplogroup prevails. The peninsula has never amalgamated under a single polity, except partially during the expansionism of Ahmed Gragn or that of Darwiish supreme commander Ismail Mire.

He is a proponent of Cushitism.

Cushitism by readyforthemoon55 August 3, 2019