couch it 

To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.

1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!

2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!

couch it by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004

couch it 

to recline for hours on end on a
futon-like surface

Hey matt I think we should totally couch it while watching weeds.

couch it by Aishia Jacob Portillo Martinez September 29, 2008

Couch It Out 

When someone sits (or lays) on the couch all day instead of doing something productive.

Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"

Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."

Couch It Out by H8TECH December 23, 2009

Couch Commando know it all

Person who plays militaristic fps all day while giving quotes on ranges of guns and whats possible in real life in military situations when he has not been in any military service. Couch commandos are usually very obese.

When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.

Couch Commando know it all by ralphieG December 18, 2012

mad doggin it off the couch 

squating in front of the couch leaning back with your forearms resting on the seat cushions and then mounting your old lady dog style and using the couch as pushin leverage, has nothing to do with staring angrily at someone

me and my old lady was mad doggin it off the couch and brother let me tell you it was great!!

mad doggin it off the couch by the randyman January 16, 2010

drop it like a couch 

Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.

No more, " drop it like a couch"

drop it like a couch by Cuz she said March 3, 2021

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

cough it up by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008