To be banished from your main bed to the living room/lounge couch by 1) your spouse or 2) your roommate for either punitive or hooking up reasons.
1) Since you cheated on me with your trampy secretary, why don't you couch it, you prick!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
2) Hey Coleman, why don't you couch it so the Titty Mongrel can give me a hummer!
by Fast Bobby February 17, 2004
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Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"
Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."
Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."
by H8TECH December 23, 2009
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When I was playing online and complained about someone shooting me across the map the "couch commando know it all" than said it was possible and gave me the ballistics maximum range under a controlled environment and than said see its possible.
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