cottageoing

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.

man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'

by swophie April 5, 2011

cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole

Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories

by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006

Cottaging

A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.

‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

by greeef April 24, 2003

e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.

George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.

by WelshAsian January 15, 2012

cottaging giggins

a cottager who loves to take it up the giggins

james banks whos email address is [e-mail] is a great big cottaging giggins

by mr bear bummer December 14, 2004

Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."

by KHD August 30, 2003