'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'
Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic
bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the
wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'
Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men
love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the
wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'
