cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

by Belllybutton October 26, 2013

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006