Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife September 17, 2015

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife January 07, 2016

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 17, 2015

Simple noms

Simple yet deliciously satisfying food/drink.

Dayum, these grapes are such simple noms.

by datstudentlife July 01, 2015

Spaghettiquette

The art of eating spaghetti without getting it everywhere that it shouldn't be.

Bert: *twirls spaghetti around fork* apologies for my terrible spaghettiquette
Edwina: use a spoon, darling

by datstudentlife August 25, 2017

Pizzaphile

A somewhat obsessive/obscene/abnormal love for pizza.

Waiter: may I take your order?
Customer: two extra large American hot pizzas, please. With extra peppers. And chillies. And pepperoni.

Waiter: (under his breath) pizzaphile...

by datstudentlife September 17, 2015