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Codwalloper 

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.
Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?
Codwalloper by Spamsquid July 30, 2021
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Codwallop 

Allison: "Omg, I love Justin Bieber's new single!"
Briana: "Ew, he's a load of codwallop."
Codwallop by LuceroSheppydog November 10, 2012
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rodwalloper 

1. wanker
2. one who deceives herself
That John Howard is such a fucking rodwalloper.
rodwalloper by Norbert Colon April 7, 2005