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Codswallow 

I left a load of codswallow on her pillow.
Codswallow by Whoden December 3, 2021

codswallop 

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...
That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?
codswallop by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

codswollop

OH you're talking codswollop
codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002

cumswallow 

a) One who swallows cum.

b) A bird that likes human sperm in its mouth.
My girlfriend is a real cumswallow she gets every last drop when I blow in her mouth.

A cumswallow flew in my window and had a drink when I spooged.
cumswallow by browonder August 10, 2009

coswallop 

Coswallop, in my opinion.
coswallop by Manchesterxisxlove September 28, 2009

Codswallop Slop 

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
Codswallop Slop by the britster November 23, 2011