costobled

Slang in japan when you or someone are/is violently beaten, this can also imply being mugged with violent outcome.

Dave: How did Japan go?
Craig: It was awful, the monster costobled my beggy Jesus

by VillageIbiot March 8, 2023

Constabled

To be given the wrong information.

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".

by GFYII June 5, 2009

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018

contooled

Feeling of betrayal

Deb- "i hate you!"
Aiden- "i feel so contooled."

by Robbydoggyyy February 13, 2018

contopled

When something falls that is really loud and makes you laugh

Bro we we’re building a fort and that shit contopled

by bi11 May 7, 2023