Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".
by GFYII June 5, 2009
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The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.
Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"
by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014
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The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.
by Morgan T. April 25, 2006
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A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.
Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.
by setmea2 April 1, 2010
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Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.
The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.
by J.k.l January 25, 2010
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Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving
by Temple23 January 13, 2007
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noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.
bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...
by Pace the race November 20, 2011
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