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Dirty Costanza
When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Dirty Costanza by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017
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costantino
The sex gods of Rome, every male is known for their mighty strength, intelligence, generousity, and let's not forget how the first born son has an unnaturally gigantic cock!!!
Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great
And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!
Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great
And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!
costantino by Sqishy January 29, 2015
Chrissy Costanza
Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
Chrissy Costanza by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013
Costança
Costança is a lovely portugeuese name for a beautiful girl who is extremely shy at first, but has quite a lovely sense of humour, she is also very out-going and also can speak several different languages.
Costanza'd
When a comment on a Facebook, Reddit or any thread get's more like than the Original Post in which the comment thread stems
Costanza'd by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016
George Costanza
A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
George Costanza by Scott Irving January 2, 2006
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.