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cornstalk dick

A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.
He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.
by 50shadesoflena January 24, 2017
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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.
Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Kentucky Cornstalk

A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017
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Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?
by glenn quagmire_ May 28, 2025
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Cole The Cornstar

A youtuber in Iowa who vlogs about farming. He and Daddy Cornstar work on the farm together and show other people what it's like.
Cole The Cornstar is a great youtube channel.
by yer mum es gae April 3, 2019
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copystalking

1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)

2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
(After seeing the same couple at a previous thriftstore)"Gosh, your copystalking me."
by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006
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Cornstalker

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.
Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.
by DLIBRA December 6, 2009
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