someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.
Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.
by DLIBRA December 6, 2009
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A stalker who uses IM exclusively with the ultimate intention of using an ear of corn to give pleasure in an uncouth manner to the target.
1: When I saw him randomly talking about Indian music over IM, I knew he was a cornstalker.

2: As I felt the bumpy sensation in my posterior, I realized he was a cornstalker.
3: He was tried on many charges including that of being a cornstalker
by arbitraryone April 5, 2010
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Someone who is all up in your business and trying not to be noticed but is..
Daniele and Meghan are having a conversation and notice that Tammy is listening, Meghan calls out "Cornstalker" and it was history from there!!
by DLIBRA December 6, 2009
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A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.
Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 8, 2017
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A dick that is so thin it seems long, that it gives no pleasure to the other person.
He had such a cornstalk dick it felt like a dull pencil poking my vagina.
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A sex act between two people where some corn is frozen and slathered with butter. The male fucks the women doggy style while he takes the corn and puts it in her ass, the butter acts as lube.
Male:Hey Jessica, want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight.

Jessica:Sure, I'll get the corn.
by Jerry Longdick July 8, 2017
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