cornlog

A turd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. Usually hurts when running along the edges of your anus.

Women say men don't know what giving birth is like...let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!

cornlog by i take poops November 29, 2002

cornlog

A six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. Most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other fagorts.

"What insensitive fagort dropped that cornlog and didn't flush ... must have been a fiorino"

cornlog by Mark April 24, 2004

Rusty Corndog 

When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.

Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.

Rusty Corndog by RustyDog69 April 16, 2021

Nuke my corndog

To put ones male penis in a girl's vagina causing the penis to be warm.

"I haven't been able to nuke my corndog in a while" said Mike.

Nuke my corndog by 6928472 January 4, 2017

cornlogs 

Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.

The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.

cornlogs by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006

frontal corndog 

like a regular corndog, when you knee someone in the anus. the frontal corndog is a well deserved knee to the nutsack (balls).

i just gave rita a frontal corndog and he fell on the floor crying.

frontal corndog by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008

Soggy Corndog 

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

Soggy Corndog by SergejB July 16, 2018