cornlogs

Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.

The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.

by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006

cornlog

A turd with soggy heaping chunks of undigested corn hanging out the sides. Usually hurts when running along the edges of your anus.

Women say men don't know what giving birth is like...let them try to squeeze out a cornlog!

by i take poops November 29, 2002

cornlog

A six-coil steamer with visible chunks of corn. Most often accompanied by a fiorino and/or other fagorts.

"What insensitive fagort dropped that cornlog and didn't flush ... must have been a fiorino"

by Mark April 24, 2004