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Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"
I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.
by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009
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Banana Woman

AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
by silentthread April 8, 2009
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churron

A churron is what you call a pony tail where extreme curly hair is present. Hence, it looks like a churro.
Luis let his curly hair grow out. Then he put that in a pony tail. He's got a churron.
by SilentThRead July 5, 2019
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Kevin Federline

A former husband of Britney Spears.

Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.

This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....

The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"

Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)
Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!
by silentthread September 1, 2010
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Lesbionage

To convert into a lesbian
She lesbionaged her friend, by stripping for her. Her friend quickly bacame interested in the lesbian world. She was lesbionaged.
by silentthread December 28, 2007
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Daddy Nikolai

Bob: Jane how was your trip to the gynecologist?

Jane: It was alright, he did a daddy nikolai and took some blood samples. Other than that, everything else is okay.
by silentthread June 15, 2010
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Smoker Bashing

When you and a group of individuals walk the streets at night looking for smokers. Then you just beat them and call them pussies for smoking cigarettes.
The other day when I was exiting work, I was attacked by the cigarette smell of some coworkers. Man, I felt like smoker bashing right then and there.
by SiLentThReaD August 1, 2008
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