Definitions by flashadams
Wraith
A woman with a thin, tight body and (usually) blonde hair who looks young and attractive from behind, but the fact that she is a wrinkly, fifty year old smoker becomes painfully apparent when she is viewed from the front. Witnessing such a sight often robs men of their erections and/or souls.
Wraith by flashadams November 26, 2010
Passimism
Pessimism regarding things in the past. Passimism is similar to looking at the past with rose-tinted glasses, except everything sucks. Whether the subject in question actually did suck or not is irrelevant.
Although I am don't often engage in passimism, I must say that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a lame cartoon.
Passimism by flashadams May 24, 2010
Passimist
One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
Passimist by flashadams May 24, 2010
Napbooking
The act of being surfing Facebook when napping. It's often done in bed on a cell phone, but also may be done with other mobile devices in another nap-friendly location, such as on a couch. Sometimes accompanied by a status update, regarding the fact that the napping party is also on Facebook.
Napbooking by flashadams May 24, 2010
Crap-tinted Glasses
Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.
Crap-tinted Glasses by flashadams May 24, 2010
Corpsify
Corpsify by flashadams March 25, 2010
Corpsification
"Corpsification can be either calm or violent."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
"That man punched a tiger in the nose. Needless to say, it corpsified him."
Corpsification by flashadams March 25, 2010