Corndobbling

The physical act of slapping or hitting another individual with a very large fish or halibut.

I was corndobbling my friend yesterday.

by Lord Zed January 19, 2010

cornhobbling

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Corncobbing

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

Corncobbing

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.

1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."

by peripatetic June 23, 2006

Corncobbing

During sex when one person spins a corn on the cob at a high rate or rotation inside their anus by means of an electric drill, resulting in severe pain the day after

He must have been corncobbing all night, no wonder he can’t sit straight!

by Ttubyeknom January 24, 2019

Corncobbing

When your mouth is covering 1/3 or more of the circumference of your man's cock, and you slide up and down while maintaining contact. Imagine eating a corn on the cob and the back and forth action. Performed best when cock is stabilized with another corncobber on the other side of your man's cock.

"Man, my woman brought home a girlfriend lastnight, and instead of tag-teaming me they Corncobbed me!!"
"I wish my GF put my dick in her mouth instead of corncobbing me all night."

by 1234569@8 September 28, 2019