Corncobbing 

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

Corncobbing by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

Corncobbing 

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.

1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."

Corncobbing by peripatetic June 23, 2006

Corncobbing 

During sex when one person spins a corn on the cob at a high rate or rotation inside their anus by means of an electric drill, resulting in severe pain the day after

He must have been corncobbing all night, no wonder he can’t sit straight!

Corncobbing by Ttubyeknom January 24, 2019

Corncobbing 

When your mouth is covering 1/3 or more of the circumference of your man's cock, and you slide up and down while maintaining contact. Imagine eating a corn on the cob and the back and forth action. Performed best when cock is stabilized with another corncobber on the other side of your man's cock.

"Man, my woman brought home a girlfriend lastnight, and instead of tag-teaming me they Corncobbed me!!"
"I wish my GF put my dick in her mouth instead of corncobbing me all night."

Corncobbing by 1234569@8 September 28, 2019

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Corndobbling 

The physical act of slapping or hitting another individual with a very large fish or halibut.

I was corndobbling my friend yesterday.

Corndobbling by Lord Zed January 19, 2010