To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."
Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."
A Rural or Country Girl that will sneak out of her parent's house at night to meet any willing boy in the middle of the closest cornfield to have sex under the cover of the foilage of corn stalks.
I got me some last night from that cornfield bitch that lives down by Oldman Baker's Farm.
A place surrounded by unwanted ears. When you are on the phone with someone and you can't say something because there are too many people around to hear it (with their ears).
D: So L has a nastyrash that she needs antibiotics for.
K: How did she get it?
D: I cant say right now I am in a cornfield.
K: Oh too many ears in the room right now. Cool call me later and tell me what happened.
A reference to the Twilight Zone episode, "It's a Good Life," in which a mutant with godlike mental powers, in the guise of a monstrous 6-year-old boy, sends with a wish anyone and anything that displeases him to a limbo-like void known as The Cornfield. This term is frequently used on Metafilter to describe the banishment, temporary or permanent, of members who disregard the sensibilities of The Community.
Example: "Since I'm probably off to the cornfield anyway, Mano, fuck you. If you don't like it, don't read it."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."