cornfielding 

Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been abducted by aliens, or recovering from a night spent as a werewolf.

"I made friends with a bottle last night, then went cornfielding."

cornfielding by Cody Duncan June 7, 2007

cornfielding 

When a corporate website administrator deletes negative comments from a public message board that might alert the public about the company's misdeeds.

I just posted a comment on PublishAmerica's website complaining about their outrageous pricing and lack of support. I guess I'm due for a round of cornfielding.

cornfielding by "Published" Author August 17, 2010

cornfieldistan 

The entire Midwestern region of the United States, known for having a fuck ton of farms and not much else
Somtimes used to denote someone with dissatisfaction with their home city or town, comparing some washed up redneck shithole in Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, etc, to a 3rd world war torn country.

Man I fucking hate living in cornfieldistan, there's nothing to do here

cornfieldistan by cockandballtorture January 9, 2019