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when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

corn-holing by pee pea April 11, 2021

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Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"

Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.

Corn-holing by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021

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corn holing

A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.

Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.

corn holing by AngryRicecel June 25, 2021

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fire roasted corn holing

the application of hot sauce to the penis and performing anal sex

Before I go patroling I give her a fire roasted corn holing.

fire roasted corn holing by steve and kurt April 29, 2008

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holding corn

your looking for trouble/ ur expecting ppl to @ you

"why you indirecting bruv? your holding corn

holding corn by da one mandems textin November 29, 2017

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cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

cornholing by octopod June 13, 2004

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Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).

"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."

Cornholing by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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