corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

by pee pea April 11, 2021

corn holing

A eference to sodomy. The butt cheeks look like the ears of a corn. When sodomizing someone, a penis must be inserted between the butt cheeks, thus making a hole between the corn ears. Corn holing.

Our politicians have been corn holing us for years with high taxes and tax dollar giveaways to their rich friends.

by AngryRicecel June 25, 2021

Corn-holing

The feeling of the poop approaching the edge of the anus or the feeling of the poop exiting your butthole (occasionally feeling like a corncob exiting the anal canal).

Corn-holing is usually preceded by warm dry farts. You know you are corn-holing when you have to squench your anus midfart to stop the corn-holing butt log.

Synonym for "turtle necking" or "prarie dogging"

Tom questioned if he would make it to the restroom in time as his poop had been corn-holing for a full minute as he ran. "I'm corn-holing!" He yelled as he ran past Jandis and into the restroom.

by Christoph Sausage October 21, 2021

fire roasted corn holing

the application of hot sauce to the penis and performing anal sex

Before I go patroling I give her a fire roasted corn holing.

by steve and kurt April 29, 2008

holding corn

your looking for trouble/ ur expecting ppl to @ you

"why you indirecting bruv? your holding corn

by da one mandems textin November 29, 2017

cornholing

Butt-fucking; anal intercourse; penetrating the rosebud with one's prong.

Captain Pissgums and his pervert pirates were always cornholing one another and anything else that moved.

by octopod June 13, 2004

Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).

"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."

by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009