2 definitions by pee pea

corn-holing

when someone spider- crawls up the wall of a stall in a public bathroom, pulls down their pants, aims for the toilet bowl, and shits down into it

(even more entertaining if you have diarrhea)

person #1: why is the bathroom closed for cleaning?
person #2: someone tried corn-holing into the toilet when they had a major case of the shits.

by pee pea April 12, 2021

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 12, 2021