corkum 

The act of performing oral sex on a male partner and the giver inserts their thumb into the recipient's anus. The act of corkum is typically used if the receiver goes flaccid. The giver inserts their thumb in the receiver's anus so as to "wake up" the penis and reestablish an erection to continue fellatio.

The term was first used by comedians Doug Benson and Graham Elwood during episode 11 of The Benson Interruption podcast. Benson was reading tweets from the audience, and which time Benson and Elwood allocated the definition named after one of Doug's Twitter followers who uses the handle "@corkum".

"When you're fucking somebody, stick your thumb in their butt. You just corkumed!"

"I was so drunk when my girlfriend went down on me that I couldn't keep it up so she gave me a corkum!"

corkum by titobandito June 18, 2012

Cockumentary 

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

cockumentum 

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common

Is there cockumbers in this salad?

cockumber by yocockumber September 14, 2011

cockumstance 

n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.

It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.

cockumstance by genio2010 October 3, 2010

corkman 

Langer! Can have a few different meanings!

Yer man's a Langer!
or
I was Langers last night biy!

corkman by Del December 11, 2003

cockums

penis; male genitalia; related to cock

Love that cockums of yours.

cockums by 007 November 16, 2004