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corkum

The act of performing oral sex on a male partner and the giver inserts their thumb into the recipient's anus. The act of corkum is typically used if the receiver goes flaccid. The giver inserts their thumb in the receiver's anus so as to "wake up" the penis and reestablish an erection to continue fellatio.

The term was first used by comedians Doug Benson and Graham Elwood during episode 11 of The Benson Interruption podcast. Benson was reading tweets from the audience, and which time Benson and Elwood allocated the definition named after one of Doug's Twitter followers who uses the handle "@corkum".
"When you're fucking somebody, stick your thumb in their butt. You just corkumed!"

"I was so drunk when my girlfriend went down on me that I couldn't keep it up so she gave me a corkum!"
by titobandito June 18, 2012
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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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cockumber

a way of saying cucumber that makes people think about male organs
also a way of saying penis but this is less common
Is there cockumbers in this salad?
by yocockumber September 14, 2011
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cockumstance

n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.
It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.
by genio2010 October 3, 2010
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corkman

Langer! Can have a few different meanings!
Yer man's a Langer!
or
I was Langers last night biy!
by Del December 11, 2003
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cockums

penis; male genitalia; related to cock
Love that cockums of yours.
by 007 November 16, 2004
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