corchening 

To fondle aggressively; grab and grope.

Devin’s corchening ways with my balls was quite preposterous.

corchening by Spicycat97 August 27, 2022

Crocheting 

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

Crocheting by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

chuchening 

When you masturbate using your own tears as lube.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I went home to begin chuchening.

chuchening by Tay Tay the Destroyer November 13, 2014

Carcheting 

The act of crocheting in the car, either while on a long commute or trip.

“What’s that extra bag you’re bringing?”
“Its my project bag. We’ve got a long ride so I may as well do some carcheting on the way.”

Carcheting by OptickNerve November 13, 2019

coochiening 

Someone or something that makes you feel extremely comfortable (or uncomfortable, if you use the negative form) during trying times.

An adjective that implies positive/negative feelings towards a specific target; normally used to enhance the verbal expression of one’s state of mind at given point.

A compliment (or not).
Origin- While walking gracefully outside in the cold European country where live, i couldn’t help but notice how my coat made me feel neat and warm, so I thought of a word to accurately express myself, and “coochiening” left my mouth like an angelical song. It sounds nice and funny, so that’s basically it. Anyway, it’s derived from the word “coochie”, which is another word for vagina. This slang seeks to appreciate body part in question (even tho I’m a homosexual).

1. Girl, it’s so cold outside. Good thing this coat is so coochiening!

2. I don’t know what I’d do without you! You’re so coochiening!

3. Really, a str8 club?! Ain’t no way I’m staying here. The atmosphere ain’t coochiening enough for me!

coochiening by Shu-Blue November 4, 2021

Spanish crocheting 

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

Spanish crocheting by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

Crotch crocheting by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019