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corchening 

To fondle aggressively; grab and grope.
Devin’s corchening ways with my balls was quite preposterous.
corchening by Spicycat97 August 27, 2022
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Crocheting 

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Crocheting by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

chuchening 

When you masturbate using your own tears as lube.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I went home to begin chuchening.
chuchening by Tay Tay the Destroyer November 13, 2014

Carcheting 

The act of crocheting in the car, either while on a long commute or trip.
“What’s that extra bag you’re bringing?”
“Its my project bag. We’ve got a long ride so I may as well do some carcheting on the way.”
Carcheting by OptickNerve November 13, 2019

coochiening 

Someone or something that makes you feel extremely comfortable (or uncomfortable, if you use the negative form) during trying times.

An adjective that implies positive/negative feelings towards a specific target; normally used to enhance the verbal expression of one’s state of mind at given point.

A compliment (or not).
Origin- While walking gracefully outside in the cold European country where live, i couldn’t help but notice how my coat made me feel neat and warm, so I thought of a word to accurately express myself, and “coochiening” left my mouth like an angelical song. It sounds nice and funny, so that’s basically it. Anyway, it’s derived from the word “coochie”, which is another word for vagina. This slang seeks to appreciate body part in question (even tho I’m a homosexual).
1. Girl, it’s so cold outside. Good thing this coat is so coochiening!

2. I don’t know what I’d do without you! You’re so coochiening!

3. Really, a str8 club?! Ain’t no way I’m staying here. The atmosphere ain’t coochiening enough for me!
coochiening by Shu-Blue November 4, 2021

Spanish crocheting 

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.
Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?
Spanish crocheting by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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